Feed

New program will eliminate all malware!

Posted on April 1st, 2013 in Off Topic by dglosser

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (April 1 2013)

New program eliminates all malware and viruses!

We are proud to announce a new program, which, once installed, will eliminate all viruses and malware on your computer as well as “sniff” out any local machines and remote install itself to ensure those machines are not infected as well.

Bonus! By installing it on a bluetooth enabled device, and riding the subways and busses, you will be doing your fellow commuters a favor by ensuring their smartphones and laptops are cleaned up and never infected again as well.

This new techology uses “scent-ware” technology and works with Google Nose to “sniff” out new malware and viruses.  Click here to download and beta-test this new exciting application!

Comments are closed.